2700 Cates Avenue
4008 Alexander Hall
Raleigh, NC 27607
I have been living a lie in Singapore. I have been deceived, lied to, cheated and painfully tricked over and over again. It is becoming painfully clear that the way to attract chicks is by being calm, collected and silent. My hallway is loads of fun especially since I sit around my room all day observing an American college dorm through my open door.
Take this case in point, there are two American guys living in the hallways. Both are relatively tall and American, thus a good case for comparison. One of them is good looking, has a great sculptured body and is lively with conversation. The other is not as good looking although that perhaps is relative, doesn't have a gymtastic (like fantastic but what one normally sees in a gym) body and he doesn't say much. No prizes for guessing which dude gets all the chicks. I mean for fuck sakes, his girlfriend looks like Kristen Dunst and still there are girls hitting on him. Come on, that's just not even fair anymore.
I am postulating that it is because girls simply love to hear themselves talk. I mean comparing the two, visually its no contest at all. For all that talk about girls wanting humour, looks and intelligence, I believe its just an outright blatent lie. They will try to justify this situation that perhaps its because the noisy guy is too childish. Well that's just bullshit.
4008 Alexander Hall
Raleigh, NC 27607
I have been living a lie in Singapore. I have been deceived, lied to, cheated and painfully tricked over and over again. It is becoming painfully clear that the way to attract chicks is by being calm, collected and silent. My hallway is loads of fun especially since I sit around my room all day observing an American college dorm through my open door.
Take this case in point, there are two American guys living in the hallways. Both are relatively tall and American, thus a good case for comparison. One of them is good looking, has a great sculptured body and is lively with conversation. The other is not as good looking although that perhaps is relative, doesn't have a gymtastic (like fantastic but what one normally sees in a gym) body and he doesn't say much. No prizes for guessing which dude gets all the chicks. I mean for fuck sakes, his girlfriend looks like Kristen Dunst and still there are girls hitting on him. Come on, that's just not even fair anymore.
I am postulating that it is because girls simply love to hear themselves talk. I mean comparing the two, visually its no contest at all. For all that talk about girls wanting humour, looks and intelligence, I believe its just an outright blatent lie. They will try to justify this situation that perhaps its because the noisy guy is too childish. Well that's just bullshit.
Its so simple, you just need to shut the fuck up and girls will come like flies to honey. Just so they can talk and talk, form opinions for you and mould you to their liking. Lively/Childish people cannot be moulded as they are way too smart that's why girls avoid them.
With this supreme knowledge, I can comfortably give up my gym session which is causing so much pain in my life. Just the other day, I woke up at 3 am because I needed to use the restroom. What a sight for sore eyes that was. I was prostrated on my back with my arms curled up beside me in a shape of a U. Drool was all over the pillow as I groaned like a helpless puppy. After that afternoon's hour of "pumping my guns", I was incapable of movement and every slight action caused an inordinate amount of pain. It was truly a Kodak moment as I was sprawling all over my red sheets like a tortoise on its back.
Anyway damn these American girls. Damn all girls and their capacity for lies.
With this supreme knowledge, I can comfortably give up my gym session which is causing so much pain in my life. Just the other day, I woke up at 3 am because I needed to use the restroom. What a sight for sore eyes that was. I was prostrated on my back with my arms curled up beside me in a shape of a U. Drool was all over the pillow as I groaned like a helpless puppy. After that afternoon's hour of "pumping my guns", I was incapable of movement and every slight action caused an inordinate amount of pain. It was truly a Kodak moment as I was sprawling all over my red sheets like a tortoise on its back.
Anyway damn these American girls. Damn all girls and their capacity for lies.
Over the weekend, I have realised that acceptable behaviour at home is not the same as those here. After a school event called Asian Nite, I went to a club which was filled with Asian kids (Note, the correct use of Asian here). It truly felt like home with the interweaving of Trance and Hip-hop. True to my name, I got sloshed pretty quickly and fell asleep on the table. When I woke up, the truth hit me like a 500 pound wall. I was still in the club! What the hell, no one sent me home.
Feeling drunk and disgusted at the same time, my mind went into overdrive. You know the panicky feeling you get when you wake up and you are late for work. As thoughts rush by like a train, where's the alarm? why didn't it ring? where am I? who am I? fuck what did I do last night? okay fuck I need to get out of here now? shit rub legs a bit its comfortable? okay how late am I? Well anyhoo, I had a similar experience as I wondered why the music was pumping. Wasn't I suppose to hear the sweet melodies of malayu rock with the smell of fragrant pratas surrounding me. The ironies... after all I was singing Enrique Iglesias - Hero that very afternoon. Where's that damn hero?
Anyway girls suck and silent guys suck even more.
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