Fuckin' tight t-shirts, I am sorry to say but S-sized threadless t-shirts + an insatiable appetite makes my body look like a Da Vinci cubism painting. I would like to think I have grown hunkier, I mean I place one end of the sleeve on the left and measure how far it goes to the right. It doesn't hit the end of my right shoulder which indicates broader shoulders correct? I am living a lie. God damn buffet! At every meal time, I feel like a harvester gorging myself on all those beautiful tomatoes.
Which brings me to my dormmate, well actually food has nothing to do with my dormmate but I just want to bitch about him. Here are the fast facts. He lives across the hall. He is from India. He arrived 1 week after me. This is his first time here. He stands waaaay too close to me. I think he mistook us for friends when I was friendly towards him. Now he just freaks the hell out of me. I don't understand why these fresh-off-the-damn-boat-people always must stand half an arms length while talking to you. Does it look like I want to kiss you? He even touched me on the shoulders while in conversation. My anti-gay-vibes just went berserk at that moment. Never touch a chinese guy you just met. NEVER! Disclaimer: Unless you are a hot chick, then touch away my friend!
He used to spend an inordinate amount of time in my room. He pissed me off in so many ways. After the first couple of hi-bye, He took it to the next level by constently inviting himself into my room and sitting on my bed. WTF RIGHT? Nobody sits on my bed! Furthermore you would think he gets the hint after I ignore him for 10 mins. But does he go away? NOOOOO and I mean NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He just sits there and sits there and sits there and sits there some more and stares at my computer screen as I continue doing my shit. Omg, he obviously failed every social class known to mankind. You want to make friends? Go sit in the fuckin' common hall or the TV room where everyone is at. FYI, we are not Asian brothers. Only China, Korea, Japan, Thailand and Vietnam are considered Asian not you.
How much does he piss me off? Let me tell you the most terrible sin of all. During the cookout where the pictures are posted on facebook, I was walking around taking pictures, doing my thing. He came over on the pretence of looking at some pictures before snatching the camera from under my nose to take a picture of his roommate. Which he then proceeded to comment on "what a nice picture it was" which pissed me off even more cause it was a fairly nice picture but that is not the point. FUCK! Taking my camera to snap a picture is a hundred times worse than sitting on my bed. You have no idea how shocked I was as I stood there flabbergusted at his audacity. I hate it when people touch my camera. I absolutely abhor it. TMD if I had a gun I swear I would have pulled the trigger.
Recently he has left me alone I think he suspects something is up. I do give him dagger stares everytime he passes my room. Fuck I might consider closing my door from now on.
Which brings me to my dormmate, well actually food has nothing to do with my dormmate but I just want to bitch about him. Here are the fast facts. He lives across the hall. He is from India. He arrived 1 week after me. This is his first time here. He stands waaaay too close to me. I think he mistook us for friends when I was friendly towards him. Now he just freaks the hell out of me. I don't understand why these fresh-off-the-damn-boat-people always must stand half an arms length while talking to you. Does it look like I want to kiss you? He even touched me on the shoulders while in conversation. My anti-gay-vibes just went berserk at that moment. Never touch a chinese guy you just met. NEVER! Disclaimer: Unless you are a hot chick, then touch away my friend!
He used to spend an inordinate amount of time in my room. He pissed me off in so many ways. After the first couple of hi-bye, He took it to the next level by constently inviting himself into my room and sitting on my bed. WTF RIGHT? Nobody sits on my bed! Furthermore you would think he gets the hint after I ignore him for 10 mins. But does he go away? NOOOOO and I mean NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He just sits there and sits there and sits there and sits there some more and stares at my computer screen as I continue doing my shit. Omg, he obviously failed every social class known to mankind. You want to make friends? Go sit in the fuckin' common hall or the TV room where everyone is at. FYI, we are not Asian brothers. Only China, Korea, Japan, Thailand and Vietnam are considered Asian not you.
How much does he piss me off? Let me tell you the most terrible sin of all. During the cookout where the pictures are posted on facebook, I was walking around taking pictures, doing my thing. He came over on the pretence of looking at some pictures before snatching the camera from under my nose to take a picture of his roommate. Which he then proceeded to comment on "what a nice picture it was" which pissed me off even more cause it was a fairly nice picture but that is not the point. FUCK! Taking my camera to snap a picture is a hundred times worse than sitting on my bed. You have no idea how shocked I was as I stood there flabbergusted at his audacity. I hate it when people touch my camera. I absolutely abhor it. TMD if I had a gun I swear I would have pulled the trigger.
Recently he has left me alone I think he suspects something is up. I do give him dagger stares everytime he passes my room. Fuck I might consider closing my door from now on.
1 comment:
boo! one day when you finally go crazy and start shooting kids in NC, they will uncover your blog and talk about how no one ever realised but you always had these deep dark sadistic thoughts..
haha! COME HOME!
xxo
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